Tuesday, June 13, 2006

Gentelmen, start your feet.

Jeremy and Alan might hate me for posting this, because they think it's the best secret in the world, but it is only a good secret FOR THEM. So here is the best kept secret:

Boys - learn to dance. I go out dancing all the time, and there are always at least 3 times as many girls as there are guys. The girls are swooning over these guys that in the real world may be nothing special, but on the dance floor, they're gods. Now, I know you're all thinking:

a) I don't know how to dance
b) I don't want people to think I'm gay
c) I don't want to make a fool of myself in front of a cute girl.

ok, get over it. here are reasons why you should learn to dance:
a) the women
b) the exercise
c) the women
d) it's inexpensive fun
e) the women

I dance all the time with horribly sweaty, fat, not good-looking guys (and even some that have all three of those fine qualities), and come off the floor so excited about having a good dance.

No one knows how to partner dance without classes. Take some free lessons and then maybe even pay for some lessons, but I am getting ahead of myself. NO ONE STARTS OUT GOOD.

Guys, grow some balls and get out there.

ASEDA - Atlanta Swing Era Dance Association

Down South Swing



3 comments:

Anonymous said...

if you offer dancing lessons I bet there'd be a lot more guys out there that would join you...

Josh said...

Yeesh, the fangs are out today!

Bela Naomi said...

oops, my wording is corrected. there are three times as many GIRLS, not guys!